The cultural and financial capital of the USA, if not the world, New York City is an adrenaline-charged, history-laden place that holds immense romantic appeal for visitors.
The “Big Apple,” the “City That Never Sleeps”, is the nation’s true trendsetter and opens the doors to incredible lifestyle for one and all.
1. Don’t refer to the subways by their colour
I know what you mean when you say “the yellow line” but, seriously, its the NQR.
2. Don’t hail a taxi by sticking your arm in the air for five minutes
If the light on top of the car is lit, they are available. If not, they have a passenger. Also, don’t yell “Taxi”. Whistle only if you must.
3. Don’t ask people who live in the city to meet you in Times Square
Yes, we all know how pretty the lights are. There are two problems with this.
- Times Square has roughly a billion people in it at any given time. Walking through this area is a huge pain in the ass.
- Saying “Meet me in Times Square” is super vague. Times Square is huge. Plus, with all the people, it’s about as helpful as saying “Meet me downtown.”
4. Don’t tell me a place is dangerous (at least in Manhattan)
You know where you are most likely to get mugged? Your mecca, Times Square. I’ve had friends from 150th St all the way down to Ave C, and I’ve never had a problem.
5. Don’t speak loudly on the subway
You never realize how quiet the subway is until your buddy is using his outside voice in the middle of a silent train.
6. Have your Metrocard ready
You have been waiting in line for 5 minutes and just now you’ve decided to go spelunking in your pockets?
7. Don’t form a chain when you are walking on the sidewalk
Bonus asshole points if you are all holding hands. If I have to go into the street to pass your posse, you’re doing it wrong.
8. Don’t stop in the middle of the sidewalk
Congratulations, you have just become an obstacle on a very busy and narrow walkway.
9. Don’t come to the city to be boring
I have a few friends who come into the city and want to see a movie. Or go to Olive Garden or McDonalds for all of their meals. If I invite you to the city, I want to show you the city.
10. Feel free to ask me what I pay for rent
I’m not sure why this is a thing, but I know what all my friends pay for rent and they all know my rent. I’ve asked once or twice in the company of out-of-towners and am always amused by how their jaw drops at such a “personal” question.
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